If you'd come in to work for more than 3 hours every 3 days, and paid as much attention to the articles we give you as you do to your hair and nails, perhaps we'd be able to churn out a quality periodical...on time.
Have you forgotten what an "indoor voice" is? Or that it's usually advisable to change your clothes at least once a day? How many times are you going to wear those Sevens to work? Do I have to compliment you on them for you to realize that we take notice of your attire?
Why do you even bother coming to work? Are you really unaware of the fact that your voice is like nails on a chalkboard? That your odor is repulsive, and no amount eau de parfum can cover funk? Where does all your money go? Obviously not to soap, or clothes, or class.
Do me a favor. If you have something to say, just say it. Stop trying to cover your ass or be diplomatic. We respond better to truth than bullshit. Or is it that la plena verdad is that you didn't do your job, even though your fancy nameplate says "Editor-in-Chief?"
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You mentioned the stench, but forget to mention the mouth odor. There is this sort of fish-garbage smell that is emitted from this Queen's mouth everytime she opens it. No, it's not just her full of shit speeches, it's actual stank-a-dank-dank rotten breath. Trust me, I've been close to it, and I didn't think I would make it out alive...
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