SmartyPants, it seems, has lived up to his name. Today he gave 2wks notice and is getting the hell outta dodge. The Man, in rare form, actually PLEADED for THREE WEEKS, but SmartyPants held on to his cojones and turned him down.
Mmmmm...what's that I taste? That cold dish called revenge, or the sweetest victory to date??
Here's the ad looking for the next poor, helpless Worker-Ant, posted on craigslist:
Writer/Editor needed for a monthly magazine
Reply to: job-227893748@craigslist.orgDate: 2006-10-30, 4:37PM EST
We are looking for a full time Writer/ Editor for New York’s largest Jewish monthly magazine based in Brooklyn. Writing articles, editing existing articles, proof reading, writing in variety of subjects, internet research, local and international news gathering. Must have knowledge of Microsoft word, quark xpress, and photoshop Minimum 2+ years experience in Jewish newspaper or magazine required to apply. Connection with politicians, the Jewish community leaders and organizations in New York is a plus.
What The Man forgot to add was that the new Writer/Editor also needs to be a secretary, a graphic designer, love to be micro-managed and be an expert shipper. They need to be able/willing to put up with whatever that weird smell is that has resurfaced in the basement and not be bothered that he will never again feel the sun on his face. Also, be willing to get paid in Matza balls and Dougie's BBQ gift certificates.
I wonder what would happened if I applied for the job...
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment