The Man's quest is finally over.
He has found the Side Job of his dreams in the shape of a 30-40 something divorcee and single mother, AKA the new "Editor."
Mz. Side Job is reported to spend countless amounts of time behind closed doors with the man and is the office spy he's been looking for all his life.
Can she use any of the editing software required to get the job done? No.
Does she have a journalism or writing degree? I'm gonna go with NO again.
Is she giving him some afternoon delight while dropping dime on fellow worker-ants? ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY. So watch your backs.
You heard it here first. Tell your Rabbis.
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