I Hope Your Ignorance Is Not Contagious

Assistant: question- I can't find anywhere on this site where it says how much money X made via the Y auction. It only said each item was sold at $3.15

ME: Well, let's walk through this... don't you have the amount of units X had for sale?

Assistant: yeah... but the site doesn't single out X for how much they made in the auction

ME: They sold all their units, right?

Assistant: yeah...

ME: so... you have the per unit price AND how many units they sold...

-LONG PAUSE-

Assistant: um... I just have to multiply them?

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN SIMPLE SHIT TO GROWN ASS WOMEN?!?!